Payments / Shipping Info / Policy

All items are unavailable until further notice, sorry...

1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k (autographed)

($20.00 + shipping)

So, what exactly is the story behind the 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k?

It is a joke, literally. The idea was a joke, the proposal to the publisher was a joke, and the fact that it was actually published is a joke. The whole idea was to write a book that just about anyone could understand which teaches people how to join the most annoying group of idiots on the internet, script-kiddies. OMFGZ WHY you ask? Think about it, every geek, yes EVERY geek goes through the script-kiddie stage at some point in their life. If this book can help people learn the basics (or just enough to be banned from AOL for life) then they're well on their way to being truly uber! /me wins! As a parody on the elite underground, existing geeks should find it entertaining as well.

tapeworm: I have to admit, even if it is a joke it is still quite an honor to be able to truthfully say, "I wrote the book on 1337" but it also has its downsides; whenever I need help with something I always get the same response, "c'mon man you're the 1337 h4x0r you can figure it out!" pfffft.

Source code from the book along with some bonus material can be downloaded (at your own risk).

ICV Hat

($20.00 + shipping)

These 100% cotton black hats have the standard baseball style pre-curved bill with "i code viruses" embroided across the front and an adjustable buckle strap in the back. The belt of the adjustable strap tucks directly into a built-in pocket so the end won't stick out or flap around. Perfect for covering your eyes from overly-bright florescent lighting, security cameras, or the sun should you dare to venture outside during daylight. These hats are sure to spark interesting conversation, or in some environments, earn you suspicious looks and turn away conversation.

For hackers of all ages (little girls too!)

ICV Zip-up Hoodie

($35.00 + shipping)

The hoodie in general is a must-have for any hacker, it's just gangsta.

These zip-up Gildan hoodies have "i code viruses" embroided across the front in a nice large font. Made of cotton and polyester it fits very comfortably and unlike some other hoodies, the hood actually fits over your head loosely (taking your neck into consideration) for the ultimate inconspicuousness. Of course there is also an adjustable pull string if you prefer being constricted. These hoodies are thick, durable and warm for those cool night wardriving adventures.

ICV Beanie

($18.00 + shipping)

These 100% turbo acrylic super stretch black beanies have "i code viruses" embroided near the edge for that "stfu noob" badass appeal. For average sized heads the beanie will pull down just above the eyes, as beanies should (without folding or rolling). Useful for keeping your head warm, hair out of your eyes, taking hot things out of the oven, concealing dandruff, holding screws for that PC you're taking apart, and so on... Trust me, this is way cooler than tin-foil.

ICV T-shirt

($20.00 + shipping)

These are Gildan ultra cotton heavyweight t-shirts with the full ICV domain (in original red as pictured while supplies lasts - otherwise new logo) and slogan "underground blasphemy" screenprinted acrossed the front. Professional quality. Help us in our shameless self-promotion during your next hacker convention, LAN party, or any social event.

As an added bonus, by wrapping the t-shirt around your face the right way you can also look just like a stealth NINJA!

ICV Hackpack

($50.00 + shipping)

Another must-have, the ICV hackpack is the ultimate means of mobile storage for your laptop while still spacious enough for plenty of other hacking goodies (12-1/4" x 16" x 6"). These black 600D polyester hackpacks have "i code viruses" embroided across the back top portion, with bug (the ICV mascot) embroided across the back lower portion on the outside pocket. Adjustable backpack straps, top handle for carrying like a briefcase, removable laptop velcro pouch, side pouches for your cellular phone / caffienated beverage and more. There is even a little hook latch inside of the back main pocket to hold your keys or you could sling it outside to display an ID badge. Great for school, vacations, conferences, and pwning noobz.

As part of the hackpack bundle, if you purchase the hackpack along with 2 or more additional items, we'll knock $5.00 off the total price of your order!

Tapeworm's closet

Straight from tapeworm's personal closet come these custom designed hack themed apparel. Each item has its own powerful exploit cleverly displayed to attract like-minded people for stimulating discussion.

• T-shirts:
• SQL Injector ($20.00 + shipping)
• XSS ($20.00 + shipping)